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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 28.06.2025 01:50

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

So, the docs changed it to read

They put up a sign reading

Doctors And Scientists Are Revealing Things People Don't Realize Are Wildly Bad For Their Health - BuzzFeed

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Thumbs down again.

No One in the Movies Stays Dead Anymore - Yahoo

Hysterias & Posteriors

share office space ...

Loons and Moons

Pharmacists warn drug shortage affecting cancer patients - BBC

Everyone loved it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Minds and Behinds

Mario Kart World tech analysis, including frame rate and resolution - Nintendo Everything

Freaks and Cheeks

Still no good

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Does coffee boost longevity? New study may have findings for people in midlife - San Francisco Chronicle

Another attempt resulted in ...

No, not a chance

Just Forget it!

I have a black elbow sleeve leotard that I wear with sheer pantyhose. Should I keep my pants off and show my legs?

Still no good.

Unacceptable again!

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

What are some good romantic novels?

Then came..

No way

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Have anyone had an relationship of any kind with a spirit or demon, such as a succubus? If so, how was it?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

LSU baseball vs. UCLA game suspended on Monday night. Here's when it will resume - NOLA.com

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

No go.

Next, they tried...

NASA Is Launching Rockets Straight Into Mysterious Clouds That Could Devastate Global Communications! - The Daily Galaxy

So they tried

Catatonics & High Colonics

Nuts and Butts

Have you ever been physically attacked by a demon?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Specializing in Odds & Ends.