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Last Updated: 28.06.2025 01:50

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So, the docs changed it to read
They put up a sign reading
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Thumbs down again.
No One in the Movies Stays Dead Anymore - Yahoo
Hysterias & Posteriors
share office space ...
Loons and Moons
Pharmacists warn drug shortage affecting cancer patients - BBC
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Minds and Behinds
Mario Kart World tech analysis, including frame rate and resolution - Nintendo Everything
Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Another attempt resulted in ...
No, not a chance
Just Forget it!
Still no good.
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
What are some good romantic novels?
Then came..
No way
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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LSU baseball vs. UCLA game suspended on Monday night. Here's when it will resume - NOLA.com
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No go.
Next, they tried...
So they tried
Catatonics & High Colonics
Nuts and Butts
Have you ever been physically attacked by a demon?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Specializing in Odds & Ends.